From Blogizdat LJ:
*) I *really* want a bowl of fresh cherries right now, but they are only in season in my part of the country for a few weeks in late spring and early summer - except for a couple of weeks in the dead of winter when Chilean cherries are available at ridiculous prices - anyway, they aren't available the rest of the year, and I'm just SOL. Meh.
*) Describe myself? I'm a jack of all trades, and a master of none - okay, that's BS, I'm barely able to chew gum and walk at the same time, pretty hopeless, really.
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