"Stars Are Blind"
Okay, so Paris Hilton's promo video for her first single "Stars Are Blind" isn't quite porn. That's a good thing. But it's not a great Music Video, either. Both Shania Twain and Chris Isaak rolled around on a beach in videos years ago, with much better and sexier songs than this one.
Look, it's not that this song is that bad, but it's just not that good, either. The girl sings alright, she looks good, but you have to have more than that to be a star, right Ashlee? Oops, I guess not. But, anyway, I can pretty well guaran-darn-tee you that with the muscle of Warner Music behind her, Miss Hilton's voice will be all over radio this summer.
Gosh, I miss Britney...