Sunday, April 24, 2005

If I Could Be...


Janette, of Common Sense Runs Wild, tagged me for this important task, so I am hereby rolling up my sleeves, spitting on my hands, rubbing them together, and going for it:



Immediately following there is a list of 18? 19? 20? different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate..." and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the world." See how easy that is?

Here's the list:

* If I could be a scientist...
* If I could be a farmer...
* If I could be a musician...
* If I could be a doctor...
* If I could be a painter...
* If I could be a gardener...
* If I could be a missionary...
* If I could be a chef...
* If I could be an architect...
* If I could be a linguist...
* If I could be a psychologist...
* If I could be a librarian...
* If I could be an athlete...
* If I could be a lawyer...
* If I could be an innkeeper...
* If I could be a professor...
* If I could be a writer...
* If I could be a llama-rider...
* If I could be a bonnie pirate...
* If I could be an astronaut...
* If I could be a politician . . .
* If I could be a kid again . . .
* If I could be an animal . . .
* If I could be a tree . . .
* If I could be a celebrity . . .

and I'm adding

* If I could be a blogger...
* If I could be a sculptor...
* If I could be a Phd...
* If I could be a supermodel...
* If I could be a Barbie...

And here's my reply:

If I could be a sculptor, but then again, no, or a man selling potions in a traveling show...

If I could be a tree, I'd pee on passing dogs...

If I could be a Phd, I'd have more time for blogging and email - especially email...

If I could be a Missionary, I'd slap the next person who asked me about one of those positions...

If I could be a supermodel, I'd do my little turn on the catwalk...



Now, who to tag????

Doug.

Jezzy.

Emily.

3 comments:

Janette said...

Love the tree and super model comments.

You're too sexxy for you blog, blog, blog!

Jezzy said...

If I could be a Barbie? LOL!

Muzzy said...

For Janette: you do have me pegged just about right: too sexy, indeed. 8-p

And for Jezzy: I'm sure you did play with Barbies when you were younger, no? ;-)