Five Questions

Janette, of Common Sense Runs Wild, has an Interview Meme running on her blog, and I (praps foolishly) submitted my name to her for my shot at glory. What follows are her questions and my answers, with the rules included at the bottom, for any others who might wish to play. So, on with it, then:

1) What do you have to feed a child on a regular basis for her to think that cat food is a treat?

Puppy Chow. (Please don't call Protective Custody. It's a joke.)

2) If you could design your own game piece for Blogopoly what would it be?

Well, I'm no good with Photoshop, but I wouldn't mind using a piece that let me pretend to be a Higher Being.

3) Do you have a living will? Why or why not? (You didn't expect all of these to be gimme's did you?)

I don't, and I'm not certain why. Ever since the Terri Schiavo horror-show. I've seriously been considering setting one up. It isn't that I don't trust my wife to carry out my wishes, but if she should die, my decisions could end up resting with those who do not have my best interests at heart. I probably will do it.

4) You can go into the past and change one thing, it can be as personal or as global as you like, what would it be?

I'd get in the Way Back Machine and set it to one minute before the Communist Party Central Committee In Charge Of Vile Kiddie Shows For Public TV comes up with the idea for Barney. I'd pull the fire alarm and send the lot of the Godless Marxists scurrying for the parking lot, then I'd bop each of them in the head with a hambone, to make sure they slept right through their Evil Barney Moment. Geez, I hate Barney.

5) Exactly what does the name "Muzzy" mean and how did you come by it?

All About Muzzy. (My kids love him.)

If you decide to play along here or at home on your own blog, here's the "rules":

1. Leave me a comment saying “interview me”. The first five commenters will be the participants.

2. I will respond by asking you five questions.

3. You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions. Not to leave anyone out, if you don't have a blog I can interview you by e-mail and post your responses on my blog.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.